did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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