I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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