Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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