after a month anything with tits is on the radar
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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