It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
