So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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