I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
