She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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