just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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