I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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