This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I FOUND THE LEGS
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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