do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Welp...herpes.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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