If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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