that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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