belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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