coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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