I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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