I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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