Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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