I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
We have so much sex to catch up on
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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