Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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