Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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