I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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