quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You took a bar mat shot.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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