he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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