I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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