no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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