i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Drunk is not a location!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
