Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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