Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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