Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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