i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
