the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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