i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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