Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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