To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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