Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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