she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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