just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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