Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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