beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Randomize