Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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