This girl is more easily done than said...
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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