i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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