When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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