how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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