My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
