Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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