its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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