that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You're a waste of cheezeits
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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