I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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