I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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