i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
So. Much. Porn.
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