She's JV to your varsity
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I think I just sharted jello shots
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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