You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Even my vagina gasped.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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