69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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