There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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