: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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