i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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