it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
