I think i peed on brittanys purse
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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