Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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